November Demotivational Poster
RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing
DON'T LET THEM TAKE IT AWAY -
ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first.
RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!
REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom
DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden...
HERMIONE'S "MAGIC WAND" -
STALKER - He just doesn't seem to understand... that Protective Order was NOT her way of playing "hard to get"
OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death Star
BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon
ANIME - Honey, I don't care how turned on that damn Japanese cartoon made YOU... GET THAT THING OFF ME NOW!
SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.
OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?
FROG JESUS - He died for our shins which apparently isn't enough for The Pope.
STAR PORN - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... *fap**fap**fap**fap*
HITLER'S IRONIC PUNISHMENT - Having the world's most annoying jewish comedian play him in an American movie. "Son of a BITCH!!!" - Hitler
OGGLING YOUR BOSS'S WIFE - usually results in one of these
ALL PROTESTERS EXPLAINED - Ahh Rabble Rabble Rabble Rabble!!!!
SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star.
FOREPLAY - If you're enjoying my rampage through your hills...just wait until I go downtown!
BREAKFAST - Just wait until you see how she puts the milk on your cereal!
PROTEST RULE #1 - The side with the hottest chicks wins every time
OBI-CAT KENOBI - The LOL is strong with this one... but then again, so is his litterbox.
AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey.
THANKS, SEAN!!! - I always wondered where canadian bacon came from.
DRUIDS - I am the Forest. I am friend to the trees, the animals, and all of natures' creatures.
ACTS OF KINDNESS -
BASEBALL - I LIKE ABOUT 25 PERCENT OF IT -
CONVERSION CHART -
THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up!
THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!
LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people...
I AGREE - She does, however, belong in my room in handcuffs.
LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"
DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace.
ADAM WEST - His approach may be simple, but hey - it got rid of Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney...
POV - There's a definite upskirt, ummm....I mean "upside" to being a midget!
WORKPLACE SAFETY - OSHA is going to hear about this one...and for whistling at me and "rating" the fall? Maybe the EEOC will get a call too!
MIND YOUR SURROUNDINGS -
DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first!
KNOTTY PINE - Looks more like "Naughty Pine" to me! Just remember to check for bees before you "unlimber your timber"
BIG GAME HUNTERS -
KNOT HOLE - Yeah, my wife calls it her "NOT-hole" too.
THEY DID PROTEST -
BACON? - "Fine Dining" doesn't stand a chance in hell
SEASON PASS - This is one museum I think we'll be coming back to again and again!
HIS TREE - WILL NOT REPEAT ITSELF
WOOKIEES - The Empire's favorite Fall Guys
DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"
REDNECK MONGOLIAN GRILL -
BEAUTY - If we make choices solely based on what we see on the outside we will be disappointed. I was right...no bacon, just baloney.
PUSHING THE ENVELOPE -
SEAN - He's often said that revenge, like Elder God Douchebag's offspring, is a dish best eaten cold
PROTEST? - I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said PROSTATE. (Which is precisely where Cubbybear got hit by that fish.)
GOOD ADVICE - Better advice: Plant Emo trees. They cut themselves.
PROTESTS FOR DUMMIES - I didn't even know that protest signs could be male and female!
ZITS - Out, damn'd spot! Out, I say! Trouble me no more on School Picture Day!
CLOTHES PIN - Why? Because without one he can still breathe!
WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming?
FAIRY TALES REDUX -
MOTIFAKE HOF - We need to do some advertising! I mean, Agamemnon218's "Honey please..." motifake is way better than any old Rembrandt!